We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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