week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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