just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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