Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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