haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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