What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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