So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm too high and old for this...
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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