i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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