Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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