whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You've changed since you got that strap on
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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