Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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