we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
