Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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