you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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