Do vagina's smell?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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