Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
a search helicopter?!
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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