I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Randomize
