Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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