And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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