I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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