is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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