ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just want nice things and good sex
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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