I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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