Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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