Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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