you turned your livingroom into a bong?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
i think my cat just said my name.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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