So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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