Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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