Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I'm really into asian looking animals
it was like his penis was on wheels.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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