Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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