hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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