is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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