i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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