so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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