I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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