are you so shy because you have an std?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
it's great music for shaving your balls
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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