So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
