Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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