it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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