she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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