Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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