How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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