at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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