let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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