fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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