I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I look better un-naked...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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