white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I party with great urgency now.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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