Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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