holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I think people are normalizing furries
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