he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It's just like the Real World with babies
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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