rhymes with "ouble enetration"
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Randomize
